Small,but perky,pointy tits that have nipples that resemble the apex end of an ear of corn due to the copious amount of "titty braille".
by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
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Will: coontitties, what're'ya doing?
Coontitties: that motherfucker done been riding my ass, he needs an ass whipping.
Will: don't do it.
Coontitties: I tell you right now by god I'm gonna do it!
Pat: what are you doing Coontitties?
Coontitties: looking at the catfish
Pat: why?
Coontitties: I'm gonna catch him.
Pat: with what?
Coontitties: my hands.
Coontitties: that motherfucker done been riding my ass, he needs an ass whipping.
Will: don't do it.
Coontitties: I tell you right now by god I'm gonna do it!
Pat: what are you doing Coontitties?
Coontitties: looking at the catfish
Pat: why?
Coontitties: I'm gonna catch him.
Pat: with what?
Coontitties: my hands.
by CeeDubya September 26, 2013
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