coontitties 

The baddest most whip ass guy you know. Nickname for Connor. Usually a hillbilly with strong southern roots, manners, and a true gentleman. When not being a hellion.

Will: coontitties, what're'ya doing?
Coontitties: that motherfucker done been riding my ass, he needs an ass whipping.
Will: don't do it.
Coontitties: I tell you right now by god I'm gonna do it!

Pat: what are you doing Coontitties?
Coontitties: looking at the catfish
Pat: why?
Coontitties: I'm gonna catch him.
Pat: with what?
Coontitties: my hands.

coontitties by CeeDubya September 26, 2013

Chantitties 

1. Plural of chantitty

2. Same as the Creme Chantilly, but the milk came from Friendly Fresh Frensh Woman

(created by Jean Patrick LaGrosse-Bite founder of the Lamb Sauce, and ya boi sam)

"Damn son, that chantitties tastes fuckin' fresh as hell"

"Thats because it came from that friendly French lady that also has a great personality"

Chantitties by ya boi, the one, the only August 20, 2017

coontietie

Ignorant, someone who doesnt know who they are talking about or what is being talked about.

Jason: "I'm coming over today definitly!"
Zack/Bri/Austin: "OK Jay"

Then Jason never came over. So.... coontietie

coontietie by HOOD CLANS April 4, 2009

Conditties

The conditions, usually used when discussing snow sports (skiing, snowboarding)

“How are the conditties today?” “Pow day!”

Conditties by Porsche 992 March 1, 2022