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corn snake 

A medium sized, North American snake that typically grows around 4ft long and can be found in the US and Mexico. Their normal prey is rodents although young will more likely eat lizards such as anoles. They can live up to 15 years although this is uncommon in the wild.
Around about the middle of the last century, corn snakes entered the pet trade and are now the most popular pet snake. This is due to easy breeding and care and a nice temperament. Most experts recommend corn snakes for beginners for these reasons.
Corn snakes are now available in literally hundreds of morphs (breeds) and in just about every country where it's legal.
Corn snakes make good pets.
corn snake by Mr. Willy November 30, 2007
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corn snake 

Slang for small penis. Think about it, if a big penis is considered an anachonda then wouldnt a small penis be a corn snake?

Also every man that uses the names section of urban dictionary has a corn snake
Nigga no hoe is gonna want that lil ass corn snake.
corn snake by xaneks May 18, 2017

Corn Snake 

(Noun) - A large piece of fecal matter with visible pieces of corn protruding from the exterior. Length and diameter may vary depending on age and weight of individual. Corn Snakes generally have a pungent odor and are known to clog the toilet.
"Maaaan, don't go in the bathroom! I just dropped a Corn Snake!"
Corn Snake by idontknowmuch August 3, 2016

corn snake turd 

An unusually pale and lengthy turd whose appearance closely resembles a North American corn snake
After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.
corn snake turd by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Peoria Corn Snake 

The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.

kentucky corn snake 

Having anal sex after your partners compiles a "crap ton" of corn and pulling out to find that your man tool is speckled with curdels
Eric and Barry were double deep with a prostitute and were soon surprised to find that they had experienced the Kentucky corn snake for the first time together!

Corn Eyed Butt Snake

A shit someone takes after eating corn. Usually long and coils around the crapper, sometimes even floating, making for a truly spectacular achievement. Often smells very shitty.
Man you should've seen the deuce I dropped today, it looked like a Corn Eyed Butt Snake.
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