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Cornsneaker 

A hillbilly who enjoys sleeping with his cousin and penetrating her with his cornstick. A Cornsneaker usually drive a pick-up, and is know for keeping young girls in his basement. A Cornsneaker has a bold ass head and wears a scruffy overall with loads og sperm from the hours of masturbation to children porn.
-Bille: Hey, u seen that Cornsneaker over There?
-Mike: Sure thang, u just know he's gonna rape u in the ass

hillbilly rape cousin

Conspeaker

A person who conspeaks, does conspeaking; in the conlanging community, a person who volunteers to pronounce sentences in constructed languages, having given a phonetic transcription, and record it into an audio message.
Person A: hey @Conspeaker can someone pronounce this for me? sa.ˈhy.i.ʔo ko‿ˈfʉ.fʉ.o ˈmʉ.wa "check out this moss here!"
Person B: audio message
Person C: a way worse audio message
Person A: thanks guys!
Conspeaker by floot2sussy November 18, 2023
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