3 definitions by The Pennsylvania Growler

Dayton Dairy Queen

A male gyrates his hips and shits as he hunches above his lover's chest while she is giving him a blow job. The shit collects in a Dairy Queen like swirl on her tits.

I really wanted to find out if she loves me so I gave her a Dayton Dairy Queen

by The Pennsylvania Growler April 15, 2011

Cincinnati Owl

A very smooth statement made in a conversation where an item is being negotiated

That's about as smooth as the backside of a Cincinnati Owl

by The Pennsylvania Growler March 15, 2011

Peoria Corn Snake

The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.

Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.

by The Pennsylvania Growler March 14, 2016