Corn Monkey 

A Tennese Back woods, cave dwelling, inbreed Thats addicted to anything corn or porn. A real bug eyed, bat nose, freak.
They like to play with there poo and never leave there caves. Corn monkeys do not need a mate to breed, there unisex. Soapy water makes them multiply so avoid baths. When traveling in corn monkey terrtiory make sure to keep ur things locked up or they will steal you blind and use your pets for sex toys.

Sherry smells like a corn monkey !

Corn Monkey by Skillz-911 November 20, 2016

Corn Monkey 

A monkey, native to Hawaii, that swims to California annually. From there it goes to Nebraska, steals all the corn and goes back to Hawaii. Despite this, it is not a pest because they travel in thousands and there feet help loosen the soil.

Did you see the migrating corn monkeys last night?

Corn Monkey by ParrotCat July 11, 2010

corn monkey 

A monkey in the phillipines that is fond of eating corn. The locals catch them by putting nuts in coconuts and the monkeys get their hands stuck. The locals can then catch them.

'hey we caught some more corn monkeys'

corn monkey by Ssammule August 9, 2006

Corn Monkey 

A Nebraska sports fan that is obsessed with either University of Nebraska sports or the College Baseball World Series. They often take being a Husker fan to the extreame by wearing corn hats and constantly talking about why Nebraska is better then other teams. They are frequently in denial about the state of Nebraska's football team. They may also adopt a random team for the College Baseball World Series in Omaha. They feel that Texans are an inferior race and that the Big 12 should be abolished.

Two corn monkeys sat behind me at last nights football game and talked the entire time about how Nebraska doesn't get enough respect in the Big 12.

Corn Monkey by Glenden June 15, 2010

cornmonkey 

a monkey that has snuck its way into Canada via corn hopper rail car. It lives in the newly created "ethanol factory" eco system and is constantly disrupting production

That cornmonkey should not be living here, how did it get from mexico to Canada

cornmonkey by CornMonkey October 18, 2008

Corndonkey 

A Corndonkey is when cum covers the dick and dries.

"Yeah man, I was pounding this chick and she fucking cummed all over my dick. We fell asleep and in the morning I woke up with a total corndonkey!"

Corndonkey by crackedactor May 20, 2010