Corn Fuck

A corny ass person with corny ass sayings.

"Just follow your heart baby."
-You fucken corn fucker"

"I'll love you till the day I die."
-BULLSHIT! YOU CORN FUCK!
by Jiden

by Achin February 23, 2009

corn fuck

A badass mo' fo' who enjoys taking blunts to the dome daily.
One who has no affiliation with corn, yet has a sweet street name.
"Corn fuck" is also known as a "street name".

Ay yo corn fuck! Wuts poppin playa?

by SamanthaLM May 25, 2008

corn bread fuck nigga

A "Corn bread fuck nigga" is a way to degrade a man that is simply fucking you.

Yes daddy give me that dick! You corn bread fuck nigga

by Shotgun Swooba December 2, 2020

Corn fucker

A red neck farmer

He’s such a corn fucker

by jennicalee October 23, 2018

Cornfuck

The act of shucking corn by inserting entire cob with husk into anal cavity & performing the Vagal Maneuver (bearing down as in a forced bowel movement), thus expelling freshly shucked corn. For best results use a virgin sphincter. After eating corn, husk will become more malleable and easily removed manually.

"Hey Dicky, go cornfuck 12 ears for supper, we havin company."
"but mom....we had corn last night & my asshole is bleeding & the doc said I gotta wait a week....cant Edwin do it?"

by Holysheepdipobamasucks August 10, 2009

cornfucker

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn

This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now

by Midwesternhillbilly July 2, 2018

Cornfuckled

The constant confusion when conversing with another.

I'm really Cornfuckled right now.

by staceyyy.x June 26, 2014