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Cornfuck 

The act of shucking corn by inserting entire cob with husk into anal cavity & performing the Vagal Maneuver (bearing down as in a forced bowel movement), thus expelling freshly shucked corn. For best results use a virgin sphincter. After eating corn, husk will become more malleable and easily removed manually.
"Hey Dicky, go cornfuck 12 ears for supper, we havin company."
"but mom....we had corn last night & my asshole is bleeding & the doc said I gotta wait a week....cant Edwin do it?"
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Confuckadoodle 

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.
The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!
Confuckadoodle by John J Black August 15, 2012

confuckle 

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha
confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

Confuckupied 

Being utterly occupied in thoughts by being fucking confused.

A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.
A: "Let's get fucking hammered!"
B: "Not tonight, I'm completely confuckupied by this exam."
Confuckupied by Mark D. Serk February 5, 2014

Corefuck 

A dumbass pretentious fake metal-head who actually listens to metalcore music, but considers himself part of the metal scene despite being despised by the rest of the metal community.
What a corefuck.
Corefuck by deathwalkingterror June 19, 2011

Confuckamus 

Old Roman Latin for : Holy fuckin' shit!
Ceasar (at the Ides of March): Even you Brutus, my son?!

Brutus: Confuckamus!
Confuckamus by Reverend Rapture October 14, 2016

Confucked 

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.
The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.
Confucked by catfood69 May 11, 2016