corn crusher

A Native American.

If the ginger had a Sioux girlfriend, she would be a corn crusher.

by ¿O RLY? January 16, 2009

Lifted Corn Crusher

(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.

“You see that girl over there, would you do the lifted corn crusher to her?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018