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corn bumps 

Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.
I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.
corn bumps by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019

Cornbumps 

When a redneck cooks corn over a fire and bites into the flaming hot cob resulting in a mouth full of.... cornbumps
"Man, you must have some serious cornbumps after that."
Cornbumps by LDARLING October 7, 2018