corms

A person usualy a tall lanky piece of shit known for da sesh with the boys and a spot of shinty in the scottish highlands. Also know for crazey mutherfuckin partys!!!

CORMS U LEGEND!

"Corms' party was good, i got all my body hair shaved off, cant wait for next time"

by corms October 3, 2007

pop corks

Verb. 1) To drink wine. 2) To imbibe. 3) To feel great. 4) To cast away the dilemmas and doldrums of this venomous world by opening an epic bottle of wine or champagne.

Matt: What a day.
Amy: No shit.
Matt: Can't believe we have to go to this staff dinner, it's a total Jihad.
Amy: Let's go get some wine, pop corks, and screw in the break room.
Matt: Done and done.

or

Jason: This dude on Monday Night Football is a real asswipe.
Ryno: Korn-hole-zer? He's the worst of the worst.
Jason: I'm turning it off.
Ryno: Let's pop corks and call dem bitches.
Jason. Done and done.

by Rykirb November 1, 2008

cormacing

Cormacing occurs when someone's internet is so trash, that it cosmic ddos anything it comes into contact with. It is so horrible that it affects everything and everyone else using the same service, and can cause others' connection to suffer or even crash as a result.

I was having fun with some friends last night on Xbox, until some guy joined and began cormacing the whole party.

by Sir Defintions May 18, 2016

Corminator

Cormac Branagan or the ‘Corminator” is a fictional character from the tv3 series Tallafornia. Cormac may be a renowned playboy inside and outside of the tallafornia house, but by day he moonlights from awesome as a taxi driver. It’s widely known that Cormac is willing to accepting eggs as payment for his cab journeys. His mother is a born and raised, proud Branagan hen, who raised and instilled in him the values of being a crafty cock in the egg selling business. In a recent interview, the philanderer insisted he was taking a break from his lavish lifestyle to focus on his career.
“Only thing I’m layin is eggs y’ano, gotta make the dollaaa”
The Tallaght local is quite a respected businessman at his home of Old Mac Donald’s farm and has seduced many a lovely hen there. Here a hen. Anywhere a hen-hen..

Hence, his understandable cockiness when he once stated; “I could mooch any bird”

Cormac was introdouched into the modeling industry at a young age. Since then he has appeared in numerous magazine and television commercials. His big screen debut came in a Kellogg’s promotion, in which, Cormac posed as the iconic cock, earning him the nickname ‘cormflake.’

“Would ya look at that dick on my cereal box”?

“No man, that’s the cock from tallafornia”

...

"The Corminator"

by Amzz112 August 4, 2012

Chi-coms

abbreviation for "Chinese Communist(s)"

Hummer vehicle company was sold to the Chi-coms.

by i<3capitalism July 21, 2009

Corming

A term used to describe the orgasm achieved from fucking oneself anally with a husked cob of corn.

I'm corming from fucking myself with this cob of corn.

I'm going to corm!

I cormed after fucking myself with this corn on the cob

by Yestera April 15, 2022

Coomsumer

An individual who has an unhealthy addiction and/or sexual excitement for brands and it's products.

A person that lives to consume media and products and will fall in a blind hatred towards persons who don't share their consumer ideology.

They will often be found in flocks sorroundings specific brands and pieces of media.

"Oh yes! Disney is launching a Baby Yoda plushie. I want one! I want one! Oh god, in coomsuming".

"That guy is such a coomsumer, all he does is buy Funko Pops dolls and watch Marvel movies"

by HellToCoom January 29, 2020