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Forecting 

The regrowing of one's foreskin to replace the one which is shed to distract predators such as sexually deprived bears with marital problems, or the French.
"Dude I was totally going to be raped by that bear the other night but I was saved cos I shed my foreskin. I've been forecting all morning, it hurts like hell dawg."
Forecting by Chocosaurus January 2, 2010

Correxting 

Verb: the act of correcting text messages typed on a faulty touch screen keyboard
Spending too much time correxting, Jim's girl went with John who was texting.
Correxting by Bserowe March 5, 2013

connecting the bots 

A reference to all the Russian-based bots, that when all connected, lead straight to Putin and therefore, Putin’s Bitch.
All of the low-level thugs paid to make it all happen has made it especially easy to track them and so now we are all finally connecting the bots!

Cresting 

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus
John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.
Cresting by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Animal Collecting 

a happy feeling that runs through your body when you listen to Animal Collective. The feeling can also arise when you are thinking of Animal Collective, singing Animal Collective, or tripping on psychadelics
Animal Collecting makes me feel so good. Let us sample some of those ecstacy pills you purchased.

Collecting rice

When a memeber of the rice collector species collects someone or something's rice, particularly in an aggressive manner.
yo, Jake is hardcore collecting rice. Woah he just collected his dads rice! Now that's what we call gay.