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A mix of the word coquette and queef. A subversive take on the use of the word “gay” in straight humor by tacking queef onto different words.
When she’s coqueef: 😍
Coqueef by Thoushaltscoop January 11, 2024
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A mix of the word coquette and queef. A subversive take on the use of the word “gay” in straight humor by tacking queef onto different words.
When she is coqueef : 😍
coqueef by Thoushaltscoop January 11, 2024

Conqueeftador

He whose every insertion results in the expulsion of vaginal gases.
I GUARANTEE if he gets a girl on her hands and knees, she'll queef right after. He's a conqueeftador!
Conqueeftador by Ernie_C October 9, 2010

conqueefador

to conquer pussy,: to penetrate many vaginal walls with such force causing explosions of vaginal farts
damb boy you think you a pimp nah bro I'm a conqueefador I conquer pussy the number sancho
Coquefort (also spelt cockfort) is the buildup of cheese around a French man's cock. Very similar to smegma but with a hint of garlic.
Oh mon Dieu doctor, I have so much Coquefort! Help me s'il vous plait!
Coquefort by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010

concubine conqueefador 

The name given to a World History teacher, typically being AP. This word can be used as a negative name, degrading the teacher's status, or as a pet name.
Negative: "I hate my World History teacher, she's such a concubine conqueefador."

Positive: "Hey miss class was really fun today, you're such a concubine conqueefador!"

[coquee kids]

PRONOUNCED: CAWK-EE KIDS.
classy/trashy teenagers that wear excessive hippy jewellery and LOTS of pearls. not afraid to wear anything too bright or blinding. very classy and cunning, and unlike scene kids, they are proud to be coquee. insulted when called "preppy" wear stilletos and white or black or polka-dot leg-warmers. make anything out of fashion look terribly good. coquee kids can't live without their mascara and lipgloss.
marilyn monroe, audrey hepburn, vivi vennei, hippie, junkie, urban, trashy, label, prep, coquee kids
[coquee kids] by xoxo______paradox January 17, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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