7 definitions by Encyclopaedo
A sexual act involving a professional man and a woman of lesser professional standing.
The woman kneels down and begins to give a man a blowjob but right before climax, the man pulls out and bucks his pelvis forward in order to land on the woman's chest while simultaneously taking a poo on her chest.
The woman kneels down and begins to give a man a blowjob but right before climax, the man pulls out and bucks his pelvis forward in order to land on the woman's chest while simultaneously taking a poo on her chest.
-I can't believe Brad did that!
-Yeah he just grabbed Carmela in the middle of the parents' bedroom and gave her a stinky lewinsky. He got shit e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e!
-Awesome!
-Yeah he just grabbed Carmela in the middle of the parents' bedroom and gave her a stinky lewinsky. He got shit e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e!
-Awesome!
by Encyclopaedo November 20, 2010
A sexual act where a man repeatedly pokes his penis through two women's lips as they kiss. Also known as a a double-sided hot dog or a senor gonzalez.
''Damn if you had a sister as fine as you, I would have both of you in a spanish sandwich''
i'm put you in the sandwich
i'm put you in the sandwich
by Encyclopaedo November 20, 2010
Andy: Oh my god Ben? Did you make this asparagus soup?
Andy: Why yes Ben, I did.
Ben: Fuck me. It's bloody jafftastic!
Andy: Why yes Ben, I did.
Ben: Fuck me. It's bloody jafftastic!
by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010
The penile moves employed by a man to entice a girl to commit sexual acts. Particularly appropriate in regards to sucking cock.
Example 1:
Girl: Oh My God! I didn't know you could move it without touching it!
Guy: Hell yeah babes. I got cockcharm!
Guy: Come here girl... (move cock suggestively without touching it)
Girl: Oh hell no. Don't use that cockcharm on me! You know I can't control myself!
Girl: Oh My God! I didn't know you could move it without touching it!
Guy: Hell yeah babes. I got cockcharm!
Guy: Come here girl... (move cock suggestively without touching it)
Girl: Oh hell no. Don't use that cockcharm on me! You know I can't control myself!
by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010
Hey how you doing! Wanna come to my place for a beer and a gangboozle?
When she turns up at your place and sees 6 guys holding dicks and a cheap whore friggin' herself off in a corner...
Her: What the fuck is this?!
You: Oh hey! Glad you made it to the Gangboozle! You're gonna have a great time!
When she turns up at your place and sees 6 guys holding dicks and a cheap whore friggin' herself off in a corner...
Her: What the fuck is this?!
You: Oh hey! Glad you made it to the Gangboozle! You're gonna have a great time!
by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010
1. A medical condition whereby your cock is continuously infested with smegma.
2. An insult aimed at another man's manhood
2. An insult aimed at another man's manhood
1. "Please doctor, I don't know what to do! My quaver cock is acting up again and all I can smell is my cheese!"
2. "Oh shut the fuck up Dave, you quaver cock, you'll play in goal and that's final."
2. "Oh shut the fuck up Dave, you quaver cock, you'll play in goal and that's final."
by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010
Coquefort (also spelt cockfort) is the buildup of cheese around a French man's cock. Very similar to smegma but with a hint of garlic.
by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010