OwO What's This!? (Copypasta) 

A Reddit copypasta, popularized by Senzawa who turned it into a rap.

OwO What's This!? (Copypasta) starts here:
Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*

OwO What's This!? (Copypasta) by 🎀超絶最かわ 🎀てんしちゃん December 8, 2024

Steam Workshop Copypasta Syndrome

A phenomenon in which users; typically on Steam, will resort to copy+pasting copypastas onto the comment section of any submission on the Steam Workshop. Typically, these comments are either "warnings" or ASCII posts that, while different in each copypasta, often contain the phrase "TAKE OVER THE STEAM WORKSHOP". These people can be found on any games that allow for workshop submissions, but are more common around games such as Garry's Mod, People Playground, and potentially more.

Example:

Person: WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a shitty copypasta onto a People Playground mods comment section. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen

That guy's gotta serious case of Steam Workshop Copypasta Syndrome; how can he sleep at night?

Steam Workshop Copypasta Syndrome by Dead Knocker June 30, 2023

Navy Seal copypasta 

A famous copypasta all over the Internet. It can be used as a troll reply to all insults, intentional or not.

Navy Seal Copypasta

Justin: "Stop being such a fag."

Zac: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

Navy Seal copypasta by Zman12345 May 20, 2014

copypasta 

It's a copy and pasted block of text usually posted on a message board to troll newer users and as an inside joke between older users. Copypasta can usually be found posted in a discussion about any subject, and will usually be intended to draw out newer users into responding negatively to it, much to the amusement of more veteran users.

Copypasta might have started out as a real post somewhere, but people might have found the story so stupid or amusing that they post the exact thing years later to mess with people. It's much like a group of friends getting together to mock what another person said in the past and laughing about it.

User 1 posting copypasta:
"Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures"

User 2:
Hey, I'll kick your ass for talking like that

User 3:
"lol, look at this guy replying to copypasta"

copypasta by Ihaveavianflu76 November 8, 2016

copypasta 

A derogatory term for forum posts which contain a direct or nearly direct copy-and-paste of memes, posts from older forum discussions, or other material, often accompanied by an attempt to pass off the contents as new and original.

Commonly seen on 4chan.org's Random ("/b/") forum.

> I went to Taco Bell and tried
> to spend a $2 bill, and the
> cashier had no idea what it
> was and called the cops.

DAT'S SUM DELICIOUS COPYPASTA

copypasta by BURT ROGES December 1, 2006

copypasta 

A derogatory term for forum posts which contain a direct or nearly direct copy-and-paste of memes, posts from older forum discussions, or other material, often accompanied by an attempt to pass off the contents as new and original.

Commonly seen on 4chan.org's Random ("/b/") forum.

> I went to Taco Bell and tried
> to spend a $2 bill, and the
> cashier had no idea what it
> was and called the cops.

DAT'S SUM DELICIOUS COPYPASTA

copypasta by TRUB SEGOR April 29, 2010

copypastapocalypse 

To take place on 11/11/11
A call for all those who want to put an end to the stupidity that has gripped the social networks & such where people copy & post other people's statuses with inane, pointless posts, fake news, or 'causes'
The copypastapocalypse will be millions of user's unfriending anyone who participates in such practices, cleaning up their newsfeed of such nonsense & socially isolating the perps for such idiotic behavior.

After the copypastapocalypse, you will no longer get requests to "copy & paste this to your status or Jesus will smite you" type bullshit.
Yes, that means your mom will no longer be your friend on facebook.

copypastapocalypse by Tonguepunch Fartbox September 30, 2011