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Coprophagia 

Eating ones own feces. Yum.
I'm really into coprophagia, and it's almost time for my PM BM. Care to witness the satiation of my appetite?
Coprophagia by Blicked November 17, 2003

Coprophagia 

Why would someone eat their shit? Coprophagia is funny as hell.
Coprophagia by Can of Worms November 16, 2006

coprophagia 

The consumption of human/animal faeces by humans or animals. Sometimes done in a sexual context. An excellent way of catching hepatitis.

Someone who does so is a coprophage. It is not the same as, but is often related to or co-occurent with coprophila, which is sexual excitement related to faeces or defaecation.
My girlfriend and I like to engage in coprophagia.
coprophagia by Wyl July 5, 2007

coprophagia 

The only redeeming feature of a dog, when it recycles its food by eating its doo doo. Oh yeah, and occasional honking up of grass (the lawn kind) on the windowsill.
We filled a double layer blu-ray recordable disc with 1080p dog coprophagia.
Why don't they hurry up and make a genetically modified cat with obsessive incurable coprophagia?

NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT 

It is this fact the MANDATORY SHITEATER in placeRETRIBUTION for pedophilia.
This is not the NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT which very elaborately us the act of retribution not imaginary as truly for real.

Coprophage 

This means, quite literally, “one who eats faeces”. French beef farmers, supplying meat for export, feed their cattle human faeces as a cheap food as it contains large amounts of partially digested cellulose and thereafter the cows exhibited coprophagic behaviour. Under certain conditions dogs also develop coprophagic behaviour, but this can be prevented, and cured, by feeding them tinned pineapple!

The use of the term has expanded to describe someone who, while not very clever or good at their job, is always smarming round the boss. The sort of behaviour exhibited is:

1. laughing excessively at the smallest joke;
2. apparently sharing the same interests and hobbies as the boss;
3. getting the boss tea or coffee without being asked;
4. sending the boss Christmas and Birthday cards, often with a gift attached;

Exactly the sort of behaviour that makes you think that if the boss crapped on their desk they’d eat it and swear it was ambrosia. These people are usually mediocre to poor performers and its only their relationship with the boss that keeps them from being potted.
“Malcolm’s just given the boss a big birthday card and a present, so I told him he was a perfect coprophage. The twat looked at me as if I’d just paid him a compliment.”
“You did. Nothing about that wanker is perfect.”
Coprophage by AKACroatalin March 16, 2019