copeium

Telling someone to cope

"Huff some copeium"

by anonymous October 27, 2023

copeium

a gaseous substance made up of a combination of the following:
10% pure weed
67% copebalt (co)
3% methamphetamines
20% mixture of gunpowder, metals and cheeseonium

copeium allows a patient to take a breath using a mask and a canister, restoring their coping muscles and removing the rage

"HE'S SEETHING!"
"get me a canister of copeium STAT!!!"

by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

Copium

Lying to yourself in order to cope with something.

"My hairline is totally fine"
"You're high on copium dude..."

by lennilaube December 20, 2021

Copium

A metaphorical opiate inhaled when faced with loss, failure or defeat, especially in sports, politics and other tribal settings.

The effects of copium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing allegations of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole.

-Supporters of the losing candidate claim they didn’t legitimately lose the election; they say it was due to foreign interference and election fraud. They’re clearly high on copium.

by enterprise1701 October 3, 2020

Copium

Cope + Opium = Copium

TTV streamer suing Slots for making him lose $200K. He is clearly high on copium

by fraist June 11, 2021

Copium

The allegorical drug that represents voracious coping, usually with a political outcome.

John has been taking deadly amounts of copium since 45 was diagnosed. SHAME.

by HongusBongus October 5, 2020

copium

The chemical your brain releases when you are faced with a severe shock or disappointment that prevents you from slitting your wrists.

I felt better after I saw the failing grade on my chemistry final than when I didn't know what it would be. Must've been a rush of copium.

by Two Shots of Depresso September 23, 2020