Definitions by syst3mselite

copeium

a gaseous substance made up of a combination of the following:
10% pure weed
67% copebalt (co)
3% methamphetamines
20% mixture of gunpowder, metals and cheeseonium

copeium allows a patient to take a breath using a mask and a canister, restoring their coping muscles and removing the rage

"HE'S SEETHING!"
"get me a canister of copeium STAT!!!"

copeium by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

Breakfast Bacon Almighty 

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.

"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

Breakfast Bacon Almighty by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

copebalt 

the synthetically prepared element found in copeium. highly radioactive (refer to copebalt-60) in some cases.

"dude... what if we coloured this in... but with copebalt..."
"i dont know if it's this weed... but that sounds awesome..."

copebalt by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

crackerite 

The main chemical that makes up Saturn's rings. Is a weak alkali and is at it's lowest reactivity when paired with cheesonium.

"holy shit! this thing's made out of crackerite!"

crackerite by syst3mselite February 21, 2024