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booty cootie 

Noun: Any of a number of sexually transmitted diseases, venerial viruses insect infestations or yeast infections.
She had so many booty cooties, they opened a VD clinic just for her.
booty cootie by Jim Paxton November 15, 2003

The Booty Cooties 

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.
Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

booty cooties 

Having an accumulation of crabs in one's ass-hair jungle.
Girl 1: Girl, Susan and I were scissoring last week' and now I think I have booty cooties.

Girl 2: Welcome to the jungle (to the tune of guns n roses)
booty cooties by dongjohnson March 17, 2015

Booty Cookie 

A rock-hard turd that feels like it is cutting into your booty hole while dropping a deuce.
Things began to go downhill when I felt the Booty Cookie making its way through my rectal pathway.
Booty Cookie by Jizz Blaster May 20, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004