cootercray

(N.) While menopausal. Coming completely unhinged for no apparent reason. May include behaviors such as screaming at everyone and crying for no apparent reason often, throwing objects at people or things, and randomly throat punching innocent bystanders. May also driving erratically and flipping people off.

Ashley: I am cootercray today.

Abby: Really?

Ashley: Yep, that’s why my husband is “having me time” today.

Abby: Did you throw a shoe at his head again?

Ashley: I clipped him with the car.

cootercray by One Menopausal Mama August 6, 2023

cootercake 

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.

The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.

cootercake by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

cootercrumb 

bits of toilet paper left behind after wiping one's vagina that are found at a later date

1. Damn, my vagina is full of cootercrumbs.

2. My boyfriend found a cootercrumb while he was going down on me last night.

cootercrumb by cameoe March 8, 2009