cootercray

(N.) While menopausal. Coming completely unhinged for no apparent reason. May include behaviors such as screaming at everyone and crying for no apparent reason often, throwing objects at people or things, and randomly throat punching innocent bystanders. May also driving erratically and flipping people off.

Ashley: I am cootercray today.

Abby: Really?

Ashley: Yep, that’s why my husband is “having me time” today.

Abby: Did you throw a shoe at his head again?

Ashley: I clipped him with the car.

cootercray by One Menopausal Mama August 6, 2023

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cootercake

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.

The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.

cootercake by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

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cootercray • cootercake • cootercrumb

cootercrumb

bits of toilet paper left behind after wiping one's vagina that are found at a later date

1. Damn, my vagina is full of cootercrumbs.

2. My boyfriend found a cootercrumb while he was going down on me last night.

cootercrumb by cameoe March 8, 2009

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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