Coors Light, The Silver Bullet!
by D0c February 22, 2006
A yellow, fizzy type of bottled water, sometimes passed off as beer to mindless peasants who think it will get them women.
Idiot 1: Hey man this is the coldest tasting beer in the universe!
Idiot 2: Yeah man, it totally rocks!
Me: Umm, last I heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. Cold isnt a taste, it's a sensation, morons.
Idiot 2: Yeah man, it totally rocks!
Me: Umm, last I heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. Cold isnt a taste, it's a sensation, morons.
by The Brewmeister May 04, 2005
A highly overrated beer that was born in the great state of Colorado. If you were to drink real beer (St Bernardus Abt 12, Rochefort, Peche Mortel, Yeti, Old Ruffian, Arrogant Bastard, Hop Henge, Dreadnaught IPA...etc) and then take a piss into glass (1/4 full) then fill the rest up with carbonated water -you would have a beer that tastes like Coors Light (albeit a bit better).
by The MrEcted One April 11, 2006
1.I took out the center thwart and we did the coors light for five minutes until I got a hamstring cramp and flipped the boat.
2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light
2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light
by wears funny hats March 05, 2009
A "beer" tantamount to yellowed bottled water. Tastes slightly of piss mixed with an even slighter taste of alcohol. A beer for women and retards like Seth who can't handle real beers like Arrogant Bastard or Maudite.
Easily destroyed by any microbrewery beer out there. The worst of the worst.
Easily destroyed by any microbrewery beer out there. The worst of the worst.
by Man In Black April 08, 2005
Coors Light is the coldest and best tasting beer ever! It's delicious! It's alcoholic and not weak. It's medium to strong. Coors Light goes down smooth. Coors Light taste awesome! It's like all the good taste and cool things put into one. Anywhere from a few to a 6-pack of Coors is awesome! When the mountains turn blue, it's supercold and ready to drink. The tastiest and coldest beer ever.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 07, 2022
by Bud_true69 September 13, 2003