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Cool bro, 

When some one tries to be cool by telling you something, but you don't give damn, that's what you say.
Looser kid: hey! I just prestiged in call of duty!
You: cool bro,

Random friend: you have no friends.
Cool bro, by !young beaner!! September 18, 2010

Cool bro, story

A saying said to someone when you don't give a shit about the story they just told.
Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)"
Person Two: Cool bro, story

Not Cool Bro!! 

The phrase of choice of a very loud Armenian male population, especially from Glendale, CA when they disapprove of anything not to thier satisfaction. Normally said in a very loud, booming voice with a rolling 'rrr'. This phrase is used mostly in driving situations where the all too perfect Armenian driving style has been disrupted in some way.
Shouting from his driver' side window - "Hey BRO! Not Cool Bro! Why you make lane change my lane when you KNOW I coming BRO!?? NOT COOL BRO!!".

that's cool bro

What you sarcastically tell someone when they're saying something cool yet uninteresting. Abbreviation= TCB.
Cody was telling Susie a story and instead of telling him to keep going on she said that's cool bro instead of cool story bro.
that's cool bro by BroTime April 16, 2014

Poo sex cool bro 

The coolest group ever (360 dabs everywhere). When in the group you will drown in pussy and become the gods of poo.
Edward : imagine not being in poo sex cool bro
Archie : only gays would do that

Too Cool Bro (TCB) 

Too Cool Bro (TCB) is a come back for Cool Story Bro (CSB)
You: (Just told a story or event that bores your friend)
Friend: Cool Story Bro (CSB)
You: Too Cool Bro (TCB)
Too Cool Bro (TCB) by Hariras. T November 27, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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