cooking one 

Chambering a gun.

After cooking one I pop off a cap in his ass..

cooking one by Joel pizzo August 8, 2009

left one cooking 

When you fart in your car before you get out on a hot day with the windows up. Then when you return to the it has been "cooking" until you got back.

"When I went out for lunch I had forgot that I had left one cooking since the morning and the smell damn near killed me!"

left one cooking by 1Steve1027 January 14, 2009

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake 

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022