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cooking off by stilllovesfilm November 10, 2007
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Choking off
To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals
Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP
*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP
*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
Choking off by notdale March 1, 2019
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Dude 1: Hey man, what's with the red marks around your neck?
Dude 2: I was choking off last night, dude.
Dude 1: Gross.
Dude 2: I was choking off last night, dude.
Dude 1: Gross.
choking off by corben dalla$ July 28, 2008
cocking off
Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."
cocking off by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009
cooling off
A gradual dissolution of a relationship, that is usually sexual in nature, instead off quickly and completely breaking it off.
Shit was getting crazy serious, but I wanted to hit it a few more times, so I told her we are just cooling off.
cooling off by iizarc March 20, 2016
Cooning Off
Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise
Cooning Off by fwjakko April 25, 2024
cocking it off
cocking it off by Robert James Pilcher September 1, 2008
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