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CookieJesus 

Uber geek that claims to be a cook.
CookieJesus by HayZeus November 1, 2003
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cookiejesus 

needing jesus like u need a cookie when ur hungry
He is really cookiejesus as this point in his life.
cookiejesus by SOMEONE FROM October 28, 2006

cookiejesus 

CookieJesus is a trilingual mexican chef living in France.
cookiejesus by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Cookieness 

Cookies are known to bring a feeling of happiness and cheer to those that aren't allergic to any of their ingredients (and even some citizens whom reside in that catagory as well). Cookieness is pretty much the same as happiness. Maybe a little better though. You know, because cookies are delicious. I guess it could be a noun for something being tasty as well. Or not. I guess that's up to the reader.

Also, not to be confused with being crazy, or kooky. I believe that's spelled kookiness. So yeah, don't confuse them. Or else.
1) The Cookie Monster is a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

2) Paul: *watching Sesame Street:* Hey John, that Cookie Monster seems to be a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

John: You mean kookiness?

Paul: D*mn it, John, this is why I never watch TV with you.
Cookieness by TheGrantagonist July 4, 2011

cookieness 

cookieness-to be pretty,sexy,hott,or verry yumola
"im so cookieness!" (GUY BEHIND HER)"oh yea!"
cookieness by emocandy112@yahoo.com November 1, 2007

cookieless 

You will be cookieless!
cookieless by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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