cooked crack
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fur choked crack
An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.
Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”
Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”
Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”
fur choked crack by D Biggums June 10, 2022
Crooked Crack
Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
Crooked Crack by steammustachio May 31, 2020
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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