cooked crack 

the very tasty baked apple pies from mcdonalds

hey man, lets roll to mickey d's and buy some cooked crack.

cooked crack by kimbo_slice July 6, 2007

cooked crack 

when something is very cool or back in style.

Yo did you see the new vintage Jordans? Them shits is back like cooked crack

cooked crack by Mary J.J. September 24, 2005

Back like cooked crack 

self-explanitory

a Juelz Santana's mixtape

Yo Shawn's Back like cooked crack

Back like cooked crack by Shenanigans February 11, 2005

fur choked crack 

An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.

Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”

Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”

fur choked crack by D Biggums June 10, 2022

Crooked Crack 

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

Crooked Crack by steammustachio May 31, 2020