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Chocolate shit coockies 

You go into someone’s house while they’re away, take a shit on a cookie sheet throw it into the oven and set it to broil and leave.
Hope the neighbors like chocolate shit coockies.
I accidentally misspelled cookie by typing cookiw.
cookiw by Cookiw October 11, 2020

coockies 

A soft chewy treat, not unlike cookies, yet much better
Guy: So whatd you have for dessert yesterday?
Girl: Oh, just some coockies
Guy: Oof, you luck af. Can I has some?
Girl:How darest thou ask such of me?!? I shall smit thee with my coockieness!
coockies by TheWikid2018 August 21, 2018

coocking 

- Yesterday evening I have been coocking in the kitchen.

- You mean, you have been cooking?
- No, I have been cocking my gf...
-Dude! Not in our kitchen!
coocking by Wamantha March 9, 2020
the dumbass that misspeled cookie
Hey! this dumbass spelled it as cookiw
Cookiw by meme podcast May 1, 2021

damn coockie crumb 

damn coockie crumb means something like "fucking asshole" only than in a more stupid way. insulting someone with that he's nothing more a coockie crumb to you.
person one: kicks person 2
person two: ah that's hurts you damn coockie crumb!!!
damn coockie crumb by sido-the-skemo September 30, 2006