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Coochie Cough

queef.vaginal flatulence. a release of air from the vagina that usually occurs during or after sexual intercourse-sometimes while stretching, exercising etc. The sound is similar to a fart(from the anus) but it usually doesn't have a specific odor, like a fart does.
"I was totally fucking this chick and she had coochie cough!"
"I love exercising but I get nervous that I'm gonna coochie cough"
by snorris8509 March 7, 2009
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coochie cough

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.
I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.
by Dan & Dave May 1, 2021
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Couchie

A slang term for a womens vagina.
Kevin ate my couchie out good last night, Sarah. Sarah? Listen to me you white couchie eating bitch!
by Todd Jarrett May 6, 2003
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couchie cap

when you melt wax from a candle then pour it over and in a vagina to harden it shut
erinn was talkin shit so blake whipped out his candle and gave that bitch a couchie cap
by mc3yee December 29, 2010
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couchie cutters

A country saying for a pair of shorts that are showing a little to much of the vaginal area; booty shorts.
Whoa! Look at Lisa's shorts. You can almost see her flaps with those couchie cutters!
by hickyvicky February 23, 2011
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couchie melt

For a female to become aroused and her vagina becomes very moist by sexual feeling.
I made her couchie melt when I grabbed her waist
by Truthmaster05 June 12, 2017
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couchie cruncher

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy
Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.
by Real snigga June 7, 2017
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