coochapotamus

A walking coochie. A cooch that has 6 legs.

"HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE coochapotamus!"

by Laurenrm April 28, 2022

Moochapotamus

That one friend in your group who you secretly hate because they are always borrowing money, food, cigarettes, etc. And never pay you back or show appreciation. They expect everything to be handed to them in life.

My friend just sits at the bar all night waiting for guys to buy her drinks, she's such a moochapotamus.

by chellington September 4, 2010

Cockapotamus

A fictional character that delights and entertains children and adults a like with song and dance, appearance is modest with a hippo head and the body of a rooster. People can not get enough of this timeless character.

The children laughed when the Cockapotamus stood on its head.

by What,Is,Love January 7, 2019

Cockapotamus

Someone who is a monumental cock.

Look at him over there showing off...what a Cockapotamus

by Tvmender April 28, 2017

Cockapotamus

A male member organ that is nearly as large as the Cockasaurus Rex instead it's just a wee bit shorter but larger & thicker in circumference.

"I tell you what, Sally...Paul like to have destroyed my innards with his cockasaurus Rex but Doug like to have split me wide open with his cockapotamus!"

by A1FoxxTrott March 16, 2020

Cocoapotamus

A dolphin named Cocoa that was breed with a hippopotamus creating a cocoapotamus

My cocoapotamus loves to rome free and eat whores

by Lindsay1234 May 17, 2008

Cookapotamuss

A Hippopotamuss that gets cooked

Oi bro your cookapotamuss aye

by Dann Mann February 15, 2024