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cooch bag

Opposite of or pertaining to the female version of douche bag.
The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.
by Bobbierobrobbie December 23, 2014
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Chooch Bag

One that is known for his unethical amount of marijuana consumption.
Baldino is such a chooch bag. All he does is smoke weed 24/7.
by anonymous4893748972348324 March 23, 2017
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choch bag

Slang term for your balls, slats, nuts, gnads, gnards, jewels, etc.
"I told her it's not the dress that makes her look fat... it's the fat that makes her look fat - and she turned around and kneed me in the Choch Bag."
by Monkeyfuck McGrew May 2, 2005
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Chooch Bag

Someone who tries way to hard at all times of their life especially at sports, in which their an above average athlete at best. And they can not take a joke. They usually spend absurd amounts of time with Sprute Sacs doing who knows what.
Dude, quit being such a Chooch Bag. Your such a queer!
by Buck Bob March 21, 2010
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Coach bag whore

a girl that can't stop buying Coach bags because she is too lazy to save up for a Louis Vuitton and would rather own "Made in China" bags because their on the affordable side. They are usually found every pay day at a Coach store cashing in on a Coach bag.
friend: "Why do you own so many Coach bags?"

Coach bag whore: "I can't help it. I'm a Coach bag whore!!"
by dudelistico2012 August 11, 2011
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Coach bag

a leather goods company that now makes all their bags in China and the quality isn't half as good. Their only worth buying at a department store on sale because they're over-priced at the actually Coach stores and not worth paying full price for.
Lady 1: "Let's head over to The Bay. They have sales on the Coach bags there".

Lady 2: "Ya I would rather buy a coach bag on sale. They make their products in China now!"
by dudelistico2012 August 7, 2011
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coach bag

A girl who will spread for status-defining gifts and favours, such as a Coach Bag.
That bitch from south county is a real Coach Bag.
by Journeys mom October 23, 2007
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