convoyist

A person who participates in a domestic terrorism act, where motor vehicles are organized as a blockade, especially when the blockade involves participating in a convoy of motor vehicles.

The convoyists set up a secondary staging ground at RCGT Park, which appears to be heavily fortified

convoyist by Ameer Al Farsi February 10, 2022

convolit 

An enlightening conversation

Good talk. It was a convolit

convolit by Siongok May 27, 2017

Convosite

A conversational parasite. One who often begins a conversation but makes no effort to carry it. They rely on you to converse while the only contribution they make are filler questions like, "What's new?". An annoying characteristic of a convosite is its apparent disinterest in the conversation that it initiated in the first place. They don't seem to have anything interesting to say.

In an instant messenger chat:

Convosite: "Hey"
You: "Hi there."
Convosite: "What's up?"
You: "I'm just getting dressed, about to head out for a party."
Convosite: "K"

(...time passes)
Convosite: "What's new?"
You: "Nothing since the last time you asked which was 5 minutes ago..."
Convosite: "K"
(...time passes)
Convosite: "So what can you tell me?"
You: "Dude, stop asking convositic questions. Say something interesting or shutup!"

Convosite by Kady_Neverwhere May 18, 2009

Convostasis 

The state a conversation, when both parties involved have exhausted all possible conversation topics, but continue to participate in the discussion because of the enjoyment they get from hanging out with the other person. The 'convo' has effectively achieved a status of balance and equlibrium, or in Latin, -stasis. It is usually, although not limited, between two people, and occurs most often in a facebook chat, or cell phone conversation.

" Annie and I were talking all night, and then we just ran out of things to say. We were in convostasis for a good hour."

Convostasis by natidawg October 6, 2009

Convorstion

A conversation that has nothing to do with the current topic. Note- Only to be used when discussing Inceptional things.

Derpy 1: UNLESS, you a zombie!
Derpy 2: That's a completely different convorstion!

Convorstion by Mason Wiggington. February 20, 2011

connorist 

a person who kills a joke

Way to be a connorist, jerk.

connorist by Spitzy November 6, 2007

Convisted 

When a person of the same gender absolutely fucks the cum out of you on easter. They would fuck you for some easter eggs. Then use your nut to spawn the easter bunny. After the that the person that was fuck will start to beat off on the bunnies face. Then you have to make him choke on it

Man 1: Hey bro i can’t wait to get convisted on easter.
Man 2: Same i can’t wait to see all that cum on the easter bunny!!

Convisted by Booty Eatin Bandit October 14, 2020