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A supporter of the #ConvoyForFreedom2022
Out of respect for all involved, we refer to Convoy supporters as Convites. Not all truckers are in support, nor are all supporters solely truckers! (credits to user Honkinhonkey)
Convite by Auh1 March 10, 2022

convolit 

An enlightening conversation
Good talk. It was a convolit
convolit by Siongok May 27, 2017
A conversational parasite. One who often begins a conversation but makes no effort to carry it. They rely on you to converse while the only contribution they make are filler questions like, "What's new?". An annoying characteristic of a convosite is its apparent disinterest in the conversation that it initiated in the first place. They don't seem to have anything interesting to say.
In an instant messenger chat:

Convosite: "Hey"
You: "Hi there."
Convosite: "What's up?"
You: "I'm just getting dressed, about to head out for a party."
Convosite: "K"

(...time passes)
Convosite: "What's new?"
You: "Nothing since the last time you asked which was 5 minutes ago..."
Convosite: "K"
(...time passes)
Convosite: "So what can you tell me?"
You: "Dude, stop asking convositic questions. Say something interesting or shutup!"
Convosite by Kady_Neverwhere May 18, 2009

Convostasis 

The state a conversation, when both parties involved have exhausted all possible conversation topics, but continue to participate in the discussion because of the enjoyment they get from hanging out with the other person. The 'convo' has effectively achieved a status of balance and equlibrium, or in Latin, -stasis. It is usually, although not limited, between two people, and occurs most often in a facebook chat, or cell phone conversation.
" Annie and I were talking all night, and then we just ran out of things to say. We were in convostasis for a good hour."
Convostasis by natidawg October 6, 2009

connoiter 

the act of meeting up for a first time; the act that must first happen to allow a reconnoitering to happen;
Lets connoiter in the parking lot.

Brittany and I connoitered at the gas stastion, split up and reconnoitered at her place.

So i went and connoitered with some friends and then went bowling.

I was connoitering earlier with Louis and then Lenny decided to connoiter as well.
connoiter by Alistair May June 22, 2006
Convort: Behaving in a tart-ish manner, to romp, be friendly,sexually interesting, flirting etc etc..
The girl convorted with many guys as she liked the attention.
Convort by Court Jeremiah April 26, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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