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Almost like a code or even a new language. This is the joining of two or more words (usually insults) to achieve ultimate stealth slagging. To keep things subtle two words are probably better although using multiple funny insults can create some epic conjisults.
(Bill) Dude I like invented the best Conjisult ever...

(Ted) Go on...

(Bill) Bunt Ficker!

(Ted) Meaning???

(Bill) Bum Cunt Fanny Licker!
Conjisult by WossyWouchen October 26, 2009
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convisualisation 

convisualisation = a combination of conversation and visualisation.

For instance asking a question (in a conversation) in order for the questioner to get a indepth look (visualisation) on the person being question's state of mind or being, in a deeper, detailed more nosy matter than just for instance "how are you?".

Or just paying attention to the smaller details in whatever you're talking bout.

So if you're asked, why do you want to know so much about a certain thing you simply respond "just makin' convisualisation".
- How are you?
- I'm okay
- Just okay how so?
- A little sick
- Oh with what?
- I don't know
- Been to the doctor? Plan on
- Nah
- Do you get sick easy?
- Why you wanna know?
- Just making convisualisation.
convisualisation by Esiam February 22, 2011

Convisted 

When a person of the same gender absolutely fucks the cum out of you on easter. They would fuck you for some easter eggs. Then use your nut to spawn the easter bunny. After the that the person that was fuck will start to beat off on the bunnies face. Then you have to make him choke on it
Man 1: Hey bro i can’t wait to get convisted on easter.
Man 2: Same i can’t wait to see all that cum on the easter bunny!!
Convisted by Booty Eatin Bandit October 14, 2020
oxymoron, verb. A combination of the words convey and concise. An ironic way to convey oneself concisely.
"I convised him a strip map and the idiot still got lost".
convise by Robster T-man August 3, 2008

convisary 

"give my homie's mamma money for his convisary."

-used in SouthParkMexican song: You Know My Name
convisary by cutelilho' June 16, 2009

convicular

to cycle around penis or anything shaped like ones ccck
I was involved in a convicular homoside (see homoside)
convicular by Jensen SInclair June 4, 2026
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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