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cooternoot
(verb) when you fart and it roll up yo pussy
how to execute:
the best way is to sit on a slowly downing landward hill and then fart. It should go up your cooter.
how to execute:
the best way is to sit on a slowly downing landward hill and then fart. It should go up your cooter.
Vickie: “I just heard her cooternoot”
Sally: “What’s a cooternoot?”
Vickie: “when you fart and it roll up yo pussy.”
Sally: “What’s a cooternoot?”
Vickie: “when you fart and it roll up yo pussy.”
cooternoot by PickleToes101 June 28, 2022
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Centernomics
When a politician, especially African, takes an economic benefit or policy and centers it on themselves. They are the Minister of Tourism and instead of photos of the fauna and flora in the countries adverts, its pictures of the politician. When they are launching a borehole in a village paid for by the tax payer they make it sound like they personally paid for it.
The centernomics of water projects in this country hit an all time low when an MP vying to keep their seat lost and took a tour of their area scolding voters about how they were disappointed with the loss as they brought infrastructure development to the area.
Centernomics by Samanyika March 27, 2024
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