contaceted 

word born out black persons usage of the internets

Did anyone get contaceted by the guys at Semi-Permanent about their work being in the book under the guest section yet or is it just me?
black-marmalade

(Dec 16 04, 03:29)

contaceted by black-marmalade December 16, 2004

Contarted 

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

Contarted by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006

Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.

Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

Contracted Crop Duster by The S Master June 13, 2021

contarted 

to be confused and retarded. retarded meaning dumb

That was a very contarted thing to do.

contarted by Jessica Maria December 19, 2008

Contacter 

somone who gets sexual pleasure out of "accidentaly" touching somone

Ex- Touching somones foot who sits by you with your foot.

Swimming by somone and rubbing their leg with your hand whilst you swim.

Bumping into somone in a crowded hall way.

Mary keeps bumping into me before class. The halls aren't even that crowded, I think she is a contacter.

Contacter by Nickzashamin January 22, 2009

Contracted 

Joe mama

Do you know who Joe is

Who is Joe

Contracted

WHAT THE HELL

Contracted by Chiaki_Nanami November 6, 2019

Contraceeding

When someone annoys you for no reason

Tim is being very contraceeding today.

Contraceeding by DistantASh June 21, 2017