consumacok

constantly thinking of consuming penis in the anal orifice

the person on Craigslist in casual encounters became known as a consumacok because the ad ran 24 hours 7 days a week asking for a top guy

by kex4fun July 31, 2011

consumabot

An individual whose entire sense of self worth and sole purpose of existance is to consume as many goods as possible and dwindle the earth's resources to the greatest extent possible. They spend weekends at Wal-Mart, commute as far as they possible can during the week, lack hobbies and interests and spend what little free time they have when not comsuming watching 'reality' TV shows like Survivor and the Amazing Race. Also they generally live in a McMansion and have 2.4 kids.

The 905 region which surrounds Toronto is filled with consumabots.

by great success April 4, 2006

consumafuk

A derogatory term used to define a person who is heavily invested in popular consumer culture.

A person who defines worth by material possessions.

A person who is primarily motivated by displays of wealth and status.

Despite Global Warming and concerns about petroleum resource depletion; John Q, being the consumafuk that he is, bought an SUV because he thought it would get him laid.

by A. Maxwell January 9, 2008