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monsignor carroll 

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.
Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.
monsignor carroll by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010
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confignorant 

The perfect blend of confidence and ignorance.
Eric was obnoxiously confignorant after having a few beers at Brewery 99 last Friday.
confignorant by 99brews December 28, 2016

consignment

To give over to the care of another; entrust.
To deliver (merchandise, for example) for custody or sale.

in other words cossimy,or spot or front merchandise
"Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow" -Notorious "Ten Crack Commandments"
consignment by Bill March 10, 2005

Bonsignore 

Usually reffered to as a mean person, loser, wanna be. Someone who is not their self, trying to act cool.
Massimo has been acting like he's all that lately" "Yeah, that freakin bonsignore
Bonsignore by bonzey November 3, 2010

consignadictment 

Bureaucratic nonsense; official-sounding folderol -- as "board stretcher" "prop wash" red tape bureaucratism double speak snipe hunt cow tipping
Dog the Bounty Hunter calls people in to "sign a waiver of consignadictment." Of course, there is no such thing; but when they come in, he's got them.
consignadictment by JPB August 10, 2006

monsignor 

a form of address -- and by extension a title/rank(etymology < monsignore, italian <meum signorem , low latin, literally "my lord") -- for certain prelates(higher-levelpriests) of the catholic church, e.g., protonotaries-apostolic, domestic prelates & papal chamberlains; these prelates are honorary members of the Papal Court/Court of Rome of the Sovereign Pontiff, although they may reside outside of Rome. Monsignors wear distinctive cassocks of violet/purple(similar to that of a bishop, albeit not possessing sacramental powers beyond that of priest. Monsignors are analagous to the lower ranking noblemen of a royal court.
After serving many years as vicar-general for the Archdiocese, Fr. O'Donohue was created a Protonotary-Apostolic with the title of "Monsignor."
monsignor by mdp8869 January 25, 2008

Consigliori 

Consigliori means advisor and that person is the right hand of The Don in italian Mafia-families.

From The Godfather:

The other Mafia families disliked the fact that the Corleones had a german-irish Consigliori. Because of Tom Hagen, the Corleones were sometimes referred to as "The Irish Gang".
Consigliori by klimaxx August 9, 2006