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conservitarian 

An individual containing both conservative and libertarian/humanitarian values. This person realizes the importance of preserving the values and morals our country was founded on while also exhibiting compassion for the well being of our fellow man.
The idividual also knows, undoubtably, that both main political are full of shit and could care less about the average american citizen.
Tyler thinks for himself, tyler hates peta and jackasses that drive gas guzzeling SUVs. Tyler knows universal healthcare is obtainable, and the federal income tax is illegal. Tyler believes minority special interest groups are hindering us reaching anything close to equality. Tyler is conservitarian.
conservitarian by tyler fezer August 6, 2008

Conservativism

Comfort and familiarity at the expense of other people's needs.
I was raised this way so my conservativism dictates it is the right way.
Conservativism by wizulus September 14, 2019

conservativist 

A right-wing (conservative) activist. Right-wing activist isn't cool to say.
George Bush should use cool made-up words like conservativist.
conservativist by Lindzers October 8, 2007

Conservatarian

A Far Right partisan reactiony that frequents Reddits biggest political space for right wingers.
What distinguishes them from other political reactionaries on reddit, is the ridculas lengths that they will go to justify the unlawful ctions of their own political movement . Even if it means contradicting themselves in the most hypocritical of ways. Going ss far as to refuse to recognize those with differing political opinions as having the same constitutional rights as they do.
Instead joinimg together with everyone and agreeing that the death of protester was a horrible tragedy, the Conservatarian doubled down on the idea that the shooter who commited the act did so self defense after finding out the victims political views.
Conservatarian by Libertius January 24, 2026
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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