Consexcrate

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kon-sex-crate verb. 1) the act of having sex in one's office to make it sacred. 2) the act of blessing a space in hopes for good luck and good fortune.

EOW: "I am so excited about my promotion and my new office."
FAB: "You better 'consexcrate' that office, otherwise you might have bad luck."
EOW: "Oh man, really. OK, I will tonight."

Consexcrate by BigBossLady October 4, 2011

Words you can keep

consecrated

consecrated virgin - Dick teaser

Usually found in clubs and public party areas. She will show skin as a sexy well rounded sexually promiscuous and carefree sexual partner daring men and sometimes women or both to just look at her. The apparent sexual attractiveness without the actual act of sex is thought to be a form of female domination. Daring you to want her but denying any real sex.

That bitch is consecrated! let's move on to someone else, I'm not wasting any more time or drinks on her.

consecrated by RipperJim December 27, 2013

Related Words

Consexcrate • consecrate • consecrated • Consecratin' dat ho • conseperately

consecrate

To hold sacred.

The consecration of the top religious leader.

consecrate by Larstait November 14, 2003

consecrate

To lick the smegma out of another man's erect penis.

That paladin consecrates me by the flagpole.

consecrate by Liselah January 11, 2009

conseperately

with, together, but seperate

I slept with her conseperately

conseperately by joeDellieyM December 26, 2011

Consecratin' dat ho

Consecratin' dat ho : verb - a reference to a sacramental Eucharistic ceremony in which "dat ho" is deemed exceptionally sacred through the reception of a male's seed which forms into a host for the spirit of God, a child, that is so significant it requires a level of praise.

"I just blessed my girl wit da best gift eve' - put a baby in her! I be Consecratin' dat ho!"

Consecratin' dat ho by LG Himself January 27, 2022

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026