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Consexcrate 

kon-sex-crate verb. 1) the act of having sex in one's office to make it sacred. 2) the act of blessing a space in hopes for good luck and good fortune.
EOW: "I am so excited about my promotion and my new office."
FAB: "You better 'consexcrate' that office, otherwise you might have bad luck."
EOW: "Oh man, really. OK, I will tonight."
Consexcrate by BigBossLady October 4, 2011
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consecrated 

consecrated virgin - Dick teaser

Usually found in clubs and public party areas. She will show skin as a sexy well rounded sexually promiscuous and carefree sexual partner daring men and sometimes women or both to just look at her. The apparent sexual attractiveness without the actual act of sex is thought to be a form of female domination. Daring you to want her but denying any real sex.
That bitch is consecrated! let's move on to someone else, I'm not wasting any more time or drinks on her.
consecrated by RipperJim December 27, 2013

consecrate 

The consecration of the top religious leader.
consecrate by Larstait November 14, 2003

consecrate 

To lick the smegma out of another man's erect penis.
That paladin consecrates me by the flagpole.
consecrate by Liselah January 11, 2009

conseperately 

with, together, but seperate
I slept with her conseperately
conseperately by joeDellieyM December 26, 2011

Consecratin' dat ho

Consecratin' dat ho : verb - a reference to a sacramental Eucharistic ceremony in which "dat ho" is deemed exceptionally sacred through the reception of a male's seed which forms into a host for the spirit of God, a child, that is so significant it requires a level of praise.
"I just blessed my girl wit da best gift eve' - put a baby in her! I be Consecratin' dat ho!"
Consecratin' dat ho by LG Himself January 27, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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