Skip to main content
A type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness.
Me: Yo did you see that new kid
John: Yeah
Me: He is such a conlard
John: I know right
Conlard by justinferraraisgoat July 13, 2017
Related Words
A man named Connor that has a giant dick and fucks hella women
Conlard is so strong
Conlard by MineNotYours July 13, 2017
A man named Connor that is very strong and has a big dick and fucks mad women
Conlard is the best at one on ones
conlard by MineNotYours July 13, 2017

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026