the friendly confines

nickname for historic Wrigley Field in Chicago. Home of the Chicago Cubs. The oldest (1914) National League Ball Park, with ivy covered outfield walls. Also known for the best fans in the United States.

"Welcome to the friendly confines of Wrigley Field"

the friendly confines by Cubs Fan From Chicago May 15, 2005

Friendly Confines 

Chicago phrase for the greatest ballpark in the world, Wrigley Field. Unfortunately not, by any stretch of the imagination, home to the greatest baseball team in the world. Coined by first baseman and coach Ernie Banks.

Win or lose, it's always a good afternoon at the Friendly Confines.

Friendly Confines by Ben Frey June 11, 2006

Dusty Confines 

A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly.

An old vagina.

"I feel quite at-home inside my wife's dusty confines".

Dusty Confines by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009

the friendly confines

the vagina. It's also the nickname for Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.

If I sweet talk her real nice, I think she'll let Mr. Peter play in the friendly confines.

the friendly confines by Poetjester September 13, 2016

solitaire confinement 

When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.

When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.

solitaire confinement by KikiMiki January 12, 2008

confine 

Keep or restrict someone or something within certain limits of (space,scope,quanity,or time)

He does not confine his message to politics.

confine by ddddrrrynhgggggggggggdadevin January 23, 2018

confinement loaf 

Lit., A dish traditionally served to inmates or shipmates, rumored to contain saltpeter (potassium nitrate or sodium nitrate), a notorious suppressor of male libido; Figuratively, any unsaisfying answer, inadequate response, or chicken-shit explanation given by the powers-that-be to anyone subject to their authority.

"I tried to get a straight answer from the warden, but all he was dealin' was confinement loaf."

"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."

"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."

confinement loaf by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008