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the friendly confines

nickname for historic Wrigley Field in Chicago. Home of the Chicago Cubs. The oldest (1914) National League Ball Park, with ivy covered outfield walls. Also known for the best fans in the United States.
by Cubs Fan From Chicago May 15, 2005
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Friendly Confines

Chicago phrase for the greatest ballpark in the world, Wrigley Field. Unfortunately not, by any stretch of the imagination, home to the greatest baseball team in the world. Coined by first baseman and coach Ernie Banks.
by Ben Frey June 11, 2006
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Dusty Confines

A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly.

An old vagina.
"I feel quite at-home inside my wife's dusty confines".
by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009
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the friendly confines

the vagina. It's also the nickname for Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.
If I sweet talk her real nice, I think she'll let Mr. Peter play in the friendly confines.
by Poetjester September 13, 2016
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solitaire confinement

When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.
When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.
by KikiMiki January 12, 2008
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confine

Keep or restrict someone or something within certain limits of (space,scope,quanity,or time)
He does not confine his message to politics.
by ddddrrrynhgggggggggggdadevin January 23, 2018
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confinement loaf

Lit., A dish traditionally served to inmates or shipmates, rumored to contain saltpeter (potassium nitrate or sodium nitrate), a notorious suppressor of male libido; Figuratively, any unsaisfying answer, inadequate response, or chicken-shit explanation given by the powers-that-be to anyone subject to their authority.
"I tried to get a straight answer from the warden, but all he was dealin' was confinement loaf."

"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."

"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."
by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008
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