solitary confinement

The condition necessary for masturbation.

John locked himself up in solitary confinement for a bit of "fun"

by shroomie October 9, 2003

stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.

Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.

by Ae5Ea8 July 5, 2016

Solitary confinement

Where your virginity is

Jon: why can I ever get laid

Adam: cus your virginity is stuck in solitary confinement serving life without the chance of parole

by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019

solitary confinement

1)A punishment for bad behavior in prisons. Subject is placed in a cell with no contact with other prisoners.
2) A precaution used to prevent the spread of contagious diseases. Anyone suspected of carrying a disease is placed in an isolated room with minimal direct contact with others.

See above, dumbass.

by Anon. October 1, 2003

Solitaire Confinement

(Self imposed) When a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.

Gentleman 1- "Hey, Bro-seph Campbell! You should come over to Kevin's place tonight; beer pong and best buds!"

Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."

Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"

by Harlsbarkley July 29, 2010

the friendly confines

the vagina. It's also the nickname for Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.

If I sweet talk her real nice, I think she'll let Mr. Peter play in the friendly confines.

by Poetjester February 16, 2016

solitary confinement

to be forcefully chillen by urself by a state or gov. Not being able to communicate with someone for 9 hours. THe mind starts to bug out

Hey yo im not goign back to solitary, it drives me insane

by austin October 7, 2003