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The reason that Amber alerts were invented.
Jack: look Shan, I just got a Amber alert

Shan: Who bets it was the weeaboo kid again.
by BJoe's dad August 24, 2019

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A bigger turn off for women than yourself.
Jon: dude, why can't I get a girl

Adam: maybe you should get rid of that sad-ass anime body pillow and get a life you fag.
by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019

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Where your virginity is
Jon: why can I ever get laid

Adam: cus your virginity is stuck in solitary confinement serving life without the chance of parole
by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019

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Where your father went
Jon: mom, where's dad

Mom: uhh... Away
by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019

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