"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."
by MARK_EZ February 13, 2020
The act of a male ejaculating onto a females face and then immediately after, popping a confetti cannon in her face. The act is similar to covering someone in tar and then dumping feathers on them
David: Hey man, did you hang out with that girl from tinder last night?
Brandon: yeah! I give her the good ol’ Confetti Cannon!
Brandon: yeah! I give her the good ol’ Confetti Cannon!
by TwiggyBP January 10, 2019
by Demon Dickin February 06, 2016
During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.
by jk63 March 05, 2016
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
by Kelton Williams February 05, 2016