When you send out a text to one of your closest friends in the event that the people you are with ignore you, therefore, making it awkward. It makes it look like you are doing something, and not just a complete loser.
*You Texting*: Hey bro, this is a consolation text, my girlfriend went talk to some people I don't know.
*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.
*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.
by Fretichey217 January 13, 2011
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by Larstait November 10, 2003
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describes an individual whose online, typewritten persona (in font) is vastly different than the one perceived in real-life, particularly from the aspect of being obnoxious, demanding, or arrogant.
Kelly: Ugh! Chris totally bitched at me for not doing his work for him and told me how lucky I should feel that he is actually my friend.
Paco: Chris? Really? But, he's so quiet! I can't imagine him saying something like that.
Kelly: Yeah, well, his true colors come out when he's in IM. Sometimes, I even have to use "Invisible" status to hide, because he's SO conFONTational!
Paco: Chris? Really? But, he's so quiet! I can't imagine him saying something like that.
Kelly: Yeah, well, his true colors come out when he's in IM. Sometimes, I even have to use "Invisible" status to hide, because he's SO conFONTational!
by IncontinentalBreakfast February 18, 2011
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I was sad when I finished my fries before I got home, but at least there are Consolation Fries left.
by Jane Mc February 2, 2009
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Get the Urination Coronation mug.Consolation success or a consolation achievement is when you put a lot of effort and concentration into achieving something or getting better at something, and only after you've tried for so long that you begin to give up, do things start to "work out" for you. Often, it is more of a slap in the face than a happy acquisition. The consolation comes in giving you your success only because you worked yourself so hard that you gave up and life begins to feel sorry for you. God's way of playing keep away perhaps.
"After so many years in the movie business and his involvement in tonnes of great films, Christopher Plummer only received his first oscar in 2012, at the age of 83. That consolation success must feel more painful than if he retired with no award at all."
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