condomlenses 

like condolences, but with condoms
also just another way to say condoms!

my condomlenses

condomlenses by _huney_ June 15, 2025

condomless 

Night of protection free passion.

I had a 'condomless' night

condomless by effex January 2, 2005

condolences window 

The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.

Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!

condolences window by Mentirosa August 6, 2011

condonlences 

The art of double-speak where an organization or individual expresses sorrow at the misfortune of a person or group which they have actively opposed, while simultaneously implying their own moral or political judgment on the party/ies

Radical anti-abortion groups issued condonlences over the murder of Dr. George Tiller.

condonlences by jerryjack June 2, 2009

condomsense 

Commonsense in the use of condoms.

What causes that sort of rash?

A lack of condomsense.

condomsense by Napoleanchik October 2, 2011