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After Condom Dick 

After Condom Dick is the dull, plastic feeling one's softie takes after having pre-marital sex with use of a condom.
Damn, my condom feels like a dolphin's tongue, I must have After Condom Dick.
After Condom Dick by Psyguy January 8, 2006

Dick-Skin Condom 

A decorative condom with images designed for comical effect. Can be flavored according to design.
Popular Images:
R2-D2
Wii Remote
Duff Beer Bottle
Duff Beer Can
Chipotle Burrito
Hot Dog (with bun)
Shotgun (for Pump-Action)
Baseball Bat
Banana
Carrot
A Larger Man's Penis
Beer_Baron and Explicit_D used their Dick-Skin condoms on Chad during the recording of 2 Chimps on a Davenport.

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick 

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026