Computer guy 

The go to guy for all of your computer repair needs. You all know him in a way. Sitting in your class with a laptop running some weird OS you don't recognize, always speaking more in technical terminology and numbers than plain English. Often quiet and somewhat introverted, the computer guy is always willing to lend a helping hand to someone in dire technological straits. Often more friendly and less odorous than other varieties of his kind such as the computer nerd or Linux fanatic.

Distraught student: Ah man, I think my computer ate my report!
Friend: No sweat, go talk to computer guy. I think he lives on second floor of the next hall.

Computer guy by M.C. HARDDrive December 9, 2008

Computer Guy Mike 

The computer guy at your company who is constantly horny, and generally clueless.

Girl, that Computer Guy Mike drunk texted me last night. What a fool!

Computer Guy Mike by smooth888 February 7, 2015

real computer guy 

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.

the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"

real computer guy by soccern00b May 3, 2010

guy typing on a 1990s computer 

one of the several gifs you see next to "define a word"

go do your homework, seriously.

guy typing on a 1990s computer: types on a 1990s computer

guy typing on a 1990s computer by unused username February 14, 2024

computerguy19

A kid on the internet, usually found in the revival community. Met coke in a Skype call long ago and is very well known to have dyed his hair green. He can be a bit of a jerk, but if you get to understand him better, he's not so bad.

"coke your gonna paint the earth white" -computerguy19

computerguy19 by xxxman360 November 1, 2018

computerguru54

guru of nothingness yet in exsistance to be a guru of something.

what is a guru let alone a computerguru54?

computerguru54 by cg54 August 14, 2003