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competence 

The art of performing a simple or non-simple task without fucking everything up
Our college notes were written by someone who clearly hasn't got competence
competence by SaucerPilot May 19, 2016

competent 

Having the skill and knowledge needed for a particular task; capable.
Any competent lawyer can draw up a will.
competent by Larstait November 10, 2003

competent 

Being able to do things well.
Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.
competent by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

Computenik 

Noun. A computer technician, a geek or a nerd.
A virus crashed my system but the computenik came round and fixed it.
Computenik by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011

componentry

A bullshit term to feed to a client in order to stall them and placate their demands for results.
"Well, I could keep on working on the internal componentry."
componentry by Papa Culo September 16, 2003

compoontar

a computer used to please the user in need; a pc used primarily for looking up porn. User may regularly clear his history, but it is not required because there is nothing to hide on the compoontar.

vinnnay: "yo, man imma get me some crazy bitches tonight"
george : " damn doood you got mad steeze"
vinnnay: "ya i just got my compoontar and my high speeed internet i'm ftw"
george : "you need to get a gf that doesn't end in .jpeg"
vinnnay: " nah rl bitches are so ftL. no homo"
compoontar by kanjar January 16, 2008