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complete dick

I'm not a partial dick I'm a complete dick
complete dick by Jasper-Sasha June 25, 2016

A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap
Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

complete dickery 

When something or someone is completely stupid and no normal word fits
Jack: the turtle walked on the wall, there's monkeys in the cabinets. All in all it's just complete dickery